Howdy Everyone! As always, we are terrible at updating our news and whatnot. First of all we still exist and are still rocking it out like we love to do. The main news at the moment is our major-dude bassist Eric "E-Rock" Michael "Anthony Michael Hall" Fischer is parting ways with our particular brand of face-melting rock, and his last show will be Sunday, June 24th at Outlaws in Portland. Please come out and help us send him off right. Don't worry, we are parting on good terms and promise to remain friends and probably get drunk at parties and still end up doing each other. Also we have a replacement in place that will blow your mind. More on that later, for now just come rock out at Eric's last show and look forward to us finally finishing the album we've been promising forever. ROCK!